Samples of My Writing – Articles
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Couple Seeks Help With Fertility
How devistated would you be if you weren't able to reproduce? Here, a couple seeks the help of fertility specialist Dr. Monroe, who quickly spots the problem.
Published: Times New Roman, October, 2005
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Go Cannibalism!
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? What about vegetable rights? Enter the Folks for the Upright Handling of Vegetables (FUHV). Now, they’re going after humans.
Published: Currently Unpublished
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Paradise Lost… Forever!
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were one of the only Hollywood Power Couples I was actually pulling for... but then disaster struck.
Published: Currently Unpublished
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Other Religions Jump On The Pedophilia Bandwagon
This was written in response to the headlines of corruption within the Mormon Church, concerning the despicable acts performed on a number of the children in their fellowship. This is a satire piece; we’re obviously not being serious. (Written with Stewart Carter.)
Published: Times New Roman, February, 2005
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The Five People You Meet In Hell
Thanks to Mitch Albom, we now know the five people we'll meet in Heaven. But, what about the unfortunate few who are headed in the other direction?
Published: Times New Roman, January, 2005
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Exclusive Interview With God
WWGD? In this candid interview, I ask God the questions everyone wants answered, including: Why does He hate me so much?
Published: Times New Roman, November, 2004