Kyle Kerr

2013 - The Year of No Excuses

01/16/13 | Idiot Mode, My Writings, Procrastination | 0 Comments

Hey there.  Remember me?  Yeah, I know.  Believe me, I know.

So, I haven’t written a blog post since April.  Oh, you’ve noticed?  Well, I’m not making any promises--I’ve made them all before--but HOPEFULLY that’s all about to change.

I’m a bad writer.  I’m not saying I lack talent… I’m saying I have no discipline.

How long has it been since I’ve written?  Well, before last night, probably about four months.  No, you didn’t misread that, and I didn’t mistype it, either.  It’s legit been four months.

I’ve always written in waves.  The wind brushes over the surface of the water, gathering momentum, pushing the little H₂O molecules against one another until they finally come crashing down on the shore with a thunderous roar.  But then gravity and the tide pull them back in, swallowing them into the inky depths of the ocean, and they must wait for their chance to rise once more.

That’s basically how I write.  For several months I’m highly productive, and then for the next several months I, well, suck.  I did some great writing in 2012, but most of the time was spent in the “suck”.

I’m not going to make a resolution to write more.  I’ve never been able to trick myself into that.  Or make myself feel obligated somehow.  At the moment, I only have myself to answer to, and I’m really not the disciplinarian I should be (considering it’s been eight months since I updated this blog, I don’t think I have to convince anyone of this).

What I’m resoluting (real word?) to instead is to write More OFTEN.  An hour a day of sitting in front of my computer with a Word document open in front of me.  I’m not obligating myself to a word count (I’ll leave that to my friend Dawn, who has pledged 500,000 words in 2013! Eek!) because I’ll never adhere to it.  What I really need is to give myself the TIME to BE CREATIVE.  To glue my ass to a chair and see what happens.

Wish me luck.

I’ve also joined Goodreads’ 2013 Reading Challenge.  I read 30 books last year with an initial goal of 20, so whoopah to me!  This year I’m aiming for at least 25, with hopes that I shoot past it again.  Follow my progress:

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I also saw 39 movies last year IN THEATERS.  My additional goal is to make that 50 this year.  I know that sounds crazy, but I love movies and think all need to be seen in theaters, so I’m up for the challenge (AND I LOVE MOVIE THEATER POPCORN).

Pray for me.  Make a virginal sacrifice on my behalf.  Or just wish me luck.

Either way, 2013 will be the year of NO MORE EXCUSES.

Until next,

Kyle W. Kerr

Bully

04/20/12 | General, Movies, Reviews | 2 Comments

I don’t know how to start this post, but I guess beginning with a simple statement of fact will suffice: I was bullied in high school.

It’s not something that I really like to talk about, and largely haven’t in the nearly nine years since I graduated.  But that doesn’t change the fact that it happened.  My story of being bullied is worse than others, but not nearly as bad as some.  I was lucky in the fact that, even though people picked on me, I was a big kid: tall, overweight, but at the same time intimidating.  Most of the abuse came in the form of verbal stones instead of physical attacks.  That’s not to say that I had an easier time than my friend who was shoved down a flight of stairs; it’s just that my scars are a little different.

The teasing can almost be pinpointed to have started when my family moved between second and third grade.  I attended a large school district.  I don’t know about now, but at the time there were around five or so elementary schools alone, and they all converged into one big middle school once you reached sixth grade.  At the elementary school I went to for the first few years, I hung out with a group of popular kids.  They all turned out to be football players and other jocks in later years, part of the group of people that would harass me.  It makes me wonder how I would have turned out had we never moved.  Would I have become one of them?

But we did move, and I was forced to make new friends.  I’ve never had a particularly easy time with that, and people who know me might try and call bullshit on me, but it’s true.  It takes a while for me to trust people, and I can be relatively shy in new groups.  So when we moved, I gravitated towards other shy kids.  Most of them are still my friends today, some sixteen years later.  But then, we were all teased and picked on.  I went from being friends with jocks and cool kids, to the nerds and outcasts – my people.

A lot of the incidents blend together into several years of unfortunate existence, but a few instances do stick out in my head: my agenda planner being stolen in eighth grade, only to turn up a couple hours later with phrases like I LIKE BOYS and I’M GAY scrawled across the pages; a boy, while we were in sixth grade, grabbing my breast and commenting on my weight; another boy, in twelfth grade, approaching me in the locker room while we were alone, wearing nothing but his underwear, and asking me if I liked what I saw (and no, he wasn’t hitting on me); and again, in twelfth grade, yet another boy sitting two desks behind me in class, and ramming the desk in between us repeatedly into my chair so that my fat jiggled while the class laughed.

I’m not saying all of these things to get your sympathy.  Yes, it’s painful to remember them, but it was a part of my life, my youth, my developmental years.  I was a victim of bullying.

It would be amazing to say that it stopped there, but there have been other instances, even into adulthood.  An old roommate, an ex-coworker, an old boss.  Very few and far between (those are actually all I can think of), but some people never grow out of the need to bring others down, to dominate them.

Why am I thinking about it now?  Because I went and saw the documentary Bully last weekend.

I know bullying exists—obviously, I lived through it myself—but to see such blatant examples of it shocked me in a way I hadn’t anticipated.

Take 12-year-old Alex, for instance.  He’s the main focus of the documentary (it revolves around several young people and their families, but he gets the most screen time), and the school he goes to actually permitted filming on school grounds and on the bus.  It follows Alex on his first day of a new year, and on that very first bus ride, they catch a boy telling Alex that he’s going to kill him, that he’s going to bring a knife to school the next day and stab him and kill him.  Other kids on the bus verbally abuse him and call him names, and some resorted to physical violence: punching, smacking, stabbing him with pencils, and even going so far as choking him.

He seems to take it all with a laugh and a smile, but you know he’s not okay.  How could he be?  But what good would it do him to cry in front of his tormenters?  Only provide them with more fuel to use against him.  So he keeps quiet and takes the abuse.

The pain he’s harboring becomes abundantly clear while he’s talking to his mother later.  She asks him how his day went and if anyone picked on him, and he lies to her face, says he had a good first day.  But then she says, “What really happened?” and he just looks at her with this dead, vacant expression and can’t answer. 

During another discussion, he confesses that one of the boys strangled him, but he thought they were only playing around.  She says, “Alex, that’s not playing around.  Those boys aren’t being your friend.” To which he replied, “If those boys aren’t my friends, then what friends do I have?”

I’m paraphrasing that from memory, but the context is there, even if my words aren’t exactly correct. 

There was another boy, 11-years-old, who shot himself with a hunting rifle.  His parents attended his funeral wearing jerseys from his favorite baseball team, the husband leading the wife and telling her “We’ll just tuck him in.  We’ll tuck him in and he’ll go to sleep one last time.” His best friend collapsed into the casket at the wake, inconsolable at the loss of his dear friend, who he said was bullied all the time.  The principal of his school was filmed on the local news saying there was no evidence of bullying.

One girl came out as a lesbian.  When she sat down in class, no one would sit next to her.  Some neighborhood boys also felt it would be appropriate to run her over with a minivan.  She tried to laugh it off, saying she couldn’t even be hit by something cool, but her tears said otherwise.  Their entire family got shunned, even by people they had known for years.

Another girl felt so threatened at school that she took a gun with her one day and pulled it out on the bus.  Luckily no one was injured, but she had to go to jail at 14, and be charged with severe crimes.  The consequences of her actions will follow her for the rest of her life.

And finally, we met a family of a young man who felt like he had no other option but to end his life.  His mother found him hanging from a rope in his closet.

I can honestly say I never considered suicide as a means to end the pain, but I have several friends who not only thought about it, but attempted it.  I count myself lucky that none of them succeeded and I didn’t have to cry inconsolably into their caskets.  But it came close on several occasions.

It never got that bad for me, but I do remember the extreme loneliness I felt at times.  I didn’t want to talk to anyone about it, didn’t want to admit it was happening, that I wasn’t strong enough to stop it.  There was nothing more demoralizing than having to tell my parents what had happened.  I remember lying to them to save face, just like Alex did.

I’m admitting this to you all now because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this movie.  About how things haven’t changed, and how kids still feel threatened, like they have no way out, no hope or help.

The principal at Alex’s school witnessed another two other random boys fighting and pulled them aside.  She told them to shake hands and forget about it.  The one boy offered his hand willingly, but the other one was very reluctant to.  She scolded him and, after dismissing the other boy, asked him why he wasn’t willing to shake.  He said the other kid picked on him a lot, followed him around and tormented him.  He said that he’s told teachers, and his parents, and even the police, but the boy refuses to stay away from him.  Her response?  That by not shaking hands, he was just as bad as the other boy.

He tried to get her help, but she completely barreled over him.  Even when confronted with evidence of bullying, she claims her students are “good as gold.” She basically told him that he didn’t matter, that his pain meant nothing.

Now, people are out there that kids can trust.  I had a teacher who used to stick up for me all the time, and I’m grateful to her every single day.  But the thought process of most is, “Suck it up and be a man,” or “Boys will be boys.”

No, verbally abusing someone is not boys being boys.  Stabbing someone with pencils is not boys being boys.  And threatening to bring in a knife and kill someone is not boys being boys.

It’s harassment.  It’s bullying.

And it needs to stop.

This film is a powerful vehicle for change, and I hope its message spreads.  But I know that the people who really need to see this movie most likely never will.  Bullies don’t think they’re bullies, or don’t care.  They’re never going to go with their family or friends to see this, and they’re going to continue to spread their violence and hate.

I really hope that the world evolves into a place of acceptance for my future children’s sake.

And in the meantime, I recommend that everyone see this film.

Until next…

Kyle W. Kerr

The Hunger Games

02/26/12 | Books, Reviews | 2 Comments

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS (including the ending!)

Okay, so I’m a little late to this. In my defense, I don’t like jumping on bandwagons. I DID buy this book almost two years ago, but it’s sat unread on my shelf… until now. (I did the same thing with The Da Vinci Code, and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is in there somewhere as well, as yet unread.)

With the movie adaptation of THG coming out next month (and in the wake of some amazing trailers), I decided I wanted to experience the story the way it was meant to be before queuing up to see it in theaters. Plus, I’d had several people urging me to read it for years, so I finally relented.

In case you’ve been hiding under a rock for the last few years, here’s a synopsis of the book:

In the ruins of a place once known as North America lies the nation of Panem, a shining Capitol surrounded by twelve outlying districts. The Capitol is harsh and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl between the ages of twelve and eighteen to participate in the annual Hunger Games, a fight to the death on live TV.

Sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen, who lives alone with her mother and younger sister, regards it as a death sentence when she is forced to represent her district in the Games. But Katniss has been close to dead and survival, for her, is second nature. Without really meaning to, she becomes a contender. But if she is to win, she will have to start making choices that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

One of the main reasons I didn’t read this book right away is because of its similarities to another book called Battle Royale by Koushun Takami. To see what I’m talking about, here’s its synopsis as well:

As part of a ruthless program by the totalitarian government, ninth-grade students are taken to a small isolated island with a map, food, and various weapons. Forced to wear special collars that explode when they break a rule, they must fight each other for three days until only one “winner” remains. The elimination contest becomes the ultimate in must-see reality television. A Japanese pulp classic available in English for the first time, Battle Royale is a potent allegory of what it means to be young and survive in today’s dog-eat-dog world.

It actually sounded like a blatant rip-off to me, and I’d thoroughly enjoyed Battle Royale, so why bother?

Well, honestly, if it hadn’t been for this movie trailer, I probably wouldn’t have—

It just seemed so full of emotion. Seeing Prim getting called at the reaping and Katniss, scared out of her wits for her sister, screaming to volunteer as tribute; the whole of District 12 saluting her; Katniss and Peeta talking about dying. Just watching this trailer made me feel something for these characters, and so I had to pick up the book.

The first 50 pages of the book were pretty well summed up in the beginning half of the above trailer, so it felt like I was reading the book for a second time. Yes, I got to see everything with more detail, but it felt like a repeat. Another thing that I got hung up on was the narration. 90+% of the book is told in the form of first person, internal monologue… meaning you’re in Katniss’ head the entire time. Yes, there is some dialogue, but it’s mostly her.

At the beginning, she kind of annoyed me. She seemed selfish, in a way, dismissing other people’s thoughts and feelings (Gale mentions them running away and she thinks, “Why even think it since we can’t do it? What’s the point?”—paraphrased—when he was clearly wistfully dreaming). And even as the reaping is proceeding and Prim’s name gets called, it’s like she’s just retelling someone else’s story. There was hardly any emotion as she gets pulled away and has to say goodbye to her family.

When she and Peeta, the other tribute from their District, finally get on the train and head to the Capitol, that’s when the story really changed for me. You understand the severity of the situation as they describe the competition they’ll have and how little their chances of survival are, as they’re primped and prettied and set before a crowd and forced to perform. The idea of this being a cause for celebration for those in the Capitol and the idea of people betting on champions and sponsoring them (in order to send them things they need while IN the games) was a clear departure from Battle Royale, so my interest was further piqued.

I’m also starting to like Katniss’ attitude. She’s in it to win it, but she’s also defiant at the same time. It starts with little things: her refusal to act happy with the proceedings, to her shooting an arrow at the Gamemakers during their talent exhibit, and finally, when she gets into the arena and decides to cover Rue’s body with flowers when she’s killed.

The Games themselves are brutal and full of tension. Lots of action and close calls. And the Gamemakers never let things get too dull for too long. Hellfire and deluges of rain…

And throughout all, you can tell how much in love Peeta is with Katniss. Everything he does is in an attempt to make her fare better, to give her a leg up in the Games, to save her… I’m completely on Team Peeta (she also clearly has a crush on her friend from home, Gale). However, where I start to get annoyed is that, while Peeta’s love for Katniss is genuine, her displays of affection are calculated. They were put into the Games as a pair, and she needs to keep up the act. While Peeta’s affections are a confession, hers are part of a show. In the end, he still believes she actually loves him, until she breaks his heart in the last moments of the books.

I couldn’t believe how selfish she was. As soon as I finished the book, I texted my friend, “Katniss is a bitch. Poor Peeta!” And that’s how I still feel several days after finishing. At the end of the Games they both win. Katniss has the idea that they appear to commit suicide rather than one having to kill the other, as the two finalists. While Peeta agrees to do it instantly, his love for her winning out over his will to live, she only does it as a ruse, never intending to swallow the poisoned berries they have. Completely selfish.

The other thing that pulled me out of the story happened towards the very end. It was established throughout the book that the government genetically enhanced/manipulated certain creatures. They have Mockingjays that can repeat words they overhear, and there are the Tracker Jackers, which are basically bees that have the ability to track down the person who disturbed their nests, and their stings have hallucinogenic properties before killing their victims. Fine, okay, I have a good suspension of disbelief, so I’ll go with it. But when there are three tributes left, they all get attacked by a pack of wolves… but upon closer inspection, doesn’t that one have the same eyes and fur color as the boy from District 1? And that one looks like Rue! OMG, they’re all of the dead tributes come back as mutant wolves to attack us! AAAHHH!!!

Aaaaaand, *puke*.

I thought it was completely over the top and took me out of the story. If it had just been a genetically engineered pack of wolves, fine, but this? Too much…

Overall I enjoyed the book, but those couple of things stop me from giving it a super high rating. I’m going to see the movie next month, and I’m definitely going to buy the remaining two books (I definitely want to see what happens!). And I would still recommend the book, even though I wasn’t super happy with the ending. So…

7/10

Until next…

Kyle W. Kerr

The Night Circus

02/6/12 | Books, Reviews | 6 Comments

It’s rare that you have an actual experience reading a book.  I’ve read many, and while I’ve enjoyed a great number of them, few have transcended into the other category, that stack of books that have something more… the books I want to purchase at the bookstore every time I see them, even though I already own a copy.  It’s happened to me with Diane Setterfield’s The Thirteenth Tale, and The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova.  Now, I must say, Erin Morgenstern and her debut novel, The Night Circus, have been added to that very short list.

The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within the black-and-white striped canvas tents is an utterly unique experience full of breathtaking amazements. It is called Le Cirque des Rêves, and it is only open at night.

True love or not, the game must play out, and the fates of everyone involved, from the cast of extraordinary circus per­formers to the patrons, hang in the balance, suspended as precariously as the daring acrobats overhead.

I first read about this book several months ago, before its publication, in an article about publishers looking for “The Next Harry Potter.” I was more intrigued by the blasphemy of this statement than anything else (you all know my obsessive love of all things HP), but once I started reading, I couldn’t help but feel, well, sorry for Erin.  This was to be her debut novel, and already there was so much pressure on her and the book to succeed.  The publisher and booksellers had spent countless dollars promoting the title and throwing extravagant, Le Cirque des Rêves themed release parties, and she was already scheduled for a whirlwind promotional tour.  The concept of the novel heavily piqued my interest, but what of the reception it would receive from the rest of the world?  People can be so… mean.  I didn’t know anything about her, but I found myself rooting for her nonetheless.  I really wanted everything to work out for her.

When the book was finally published, I immediately bought a copy.  It was forced to sit on my shelf for a few months, however, as I was in the middle of reading an epically long book already (and I never read more than one book at a time, out of respect for the work and its author), though I noticed its shimmering cover out of the corner of my eye on many occasions.  Finally the day came when I could take off the dust cover and stick my post-it bookmark between its pages.  But I was nervous.  I’d fallen into the trap of over-hyping something in my head so that the actual product couldn’t possibly live up to what I was expecting (the movie Hereafter is a perfect example of this).  The book was beautiful to behold, from the sparkly cover, to the intricate silver inlay of the actual book’s cover, to the stripey endpaper that made me slightly dizzy.  So, just as I was about to begin the book, I sent out a short tweet to the woman herself.

I didn’t expect anything in return.  I follow several authors and other celebrities I occasionally tweet at and don’t get responses (SOME do, which is always lovely).  But, very shortly after sending it, I received this:

@KyleWKerr Hurrah! I hope you enjoy it.

— erin morgenstern (@erinmorgenstern) January 22, 2012

How could I be nervous after that?  So, with a little less trepidation than before, I made the plunge.

I read the book in five days flat.

That might not SEEM impressive, but I rarely do that.  I’m very open about the fact that I’m a slow reader, and it usually takes me a week or two to read a book, and sometimes a little longer depending on the length of the book and how into it I get.  400 pages in five days was something of a record for me.  I still read at the same pace, but you can ask my roommate… I hardly did anything else.  No TV, no movies, I just read for hours on end.

I can’t give the book any higher praise than that.

But I’m going to try.

The concept of the story drew me in, but three things kept me reading: 1) the depth of the characters, 2) the richness of the setting, and 3) the elegance of the writing.

The characters were introduced in such a way that I cared about them almost immediately.  Poor Celia and her manipulative father, and lonely Marco with his indifferent teacher.  We know they’re in competition with one another, but you want them both to win, or for neither to lose (I think that’s an important distinction).  And it doesn’t stop there.  My favorite characters, outside of the main two, were the twins Widget and Poppet, whose extraordinary powers make them a dangerous combination, though most don’t see it that way.  The rest of the cast… you’ll just have to read it to see the wide variety of characters you meet.  When I finished the book, I felt like I’d lost some friends, but take solace in the fact that I can visit them whenever I want.

It takes a little while for them to get to the circus, but it’s worth the build-up.  Morgenstern clearly flexed her imaginative muscles in creating tent after tent of impossibly alluring “acts”.  From a garden made of ice, to a labyrinth comprised of many different experiences, and a carousel that seems almost like… magic.  Once you enter the circus, you’ll never want to leave.

And her writing was as smooth as silk.  It flowed beautifully word-to-word, paragraph-to-paragraph, chapter-to-chapter, so that by the time I looked up from the page, hours would have passed in what only felt like the blink of an eye.  It’s simple in its construction, and didn’t have me running for the dictionary every few words, which allowed me to just read.  It’s pure, escapist writing.

I cannot recommend this book more.  A wonderful yarn it is, but more importantly, it’s a vehicle to transport you into a beautiful world of mystery and mysticism.

10/10

Honestly.

Until next…

*Image with rainbowy cover was taken from Erin’s website.

Kyle W. Kerr